Thoughts Medley:
Baseball, RFK, Jr. and
Proxies 21 May 24
by Tony Medley
Dave Roberts, the worst
handler of pitchers in
the history of baseball,
has done it again.
Already holding the
world’s record for most
times inserting a relief
pitcher who immediately
serves up a gopher ball
to the first batter he
faces, Roberts’ record
is further exacerbated
by what happens to the
second batter, who also
often hits a home run.
On May 20, in the top of
the 8th inning,
Roberts put in Elieser
Hernandez (who?) against
the Arizona
Diamondbacks. After
retiring the first
batter, the second
batter, Lourdes Gurriel,
Jr., a .232 hitter,
blasted a home run. Not
to be outdone, though,
the next batter, Jake
McCarthy, belted another
four-bagger, two home
runs in three batters.
Roberts is lucky because
he has a plethora of
fine pitchers, but it
would be a much better
game if he would allow
his starting pitchers to
pitch complete games.
Last night he pulled
25-year-old Yoshinobu
Yamamoto after retiring
one batter in the 7th inning,
having allowed only two
runs, striking out 8
with one walk in 7 1/3
innings. The Dodgers
were leading 6-2 when
Yamamoto left the game.
Why pull a pitcher who
is on top of his game to
insert someone else
(like Hernandez)? It
makes no sense. But
that’s modern baseball.
The sabermetricians have
decreed that pitchers
turn into pumpkins after
100 pitches or seven
innings, whichever comes
first and nobody has the
guts or intelligence to
ignore them.
Here's something that
happens all the time.
The bases are loaded
with one out. The batter
hits a ground ball
between third and short
into left field, scoring
two runs. The manager
pulls the pitcher. But
had the ball been two
feet to the right or
left, it would have been
caught by the third
baseman or shortstop for
a double play that ends
the inning. The pitcher
remains in the game.
That ground ball was
what everyone wanted the
batter to hit. The fact
that it was well placed
was luck, the law of
averages, and not a
reason to pull the
pitcher.
Stock Proxies: I
have warned people who
own stock in their own
names about signing
proxies that contain the
following statement
about the power
signatories grant
proxies, “this proxy
will be voted as
directed by the
shareholder and
in accordance with the
judgment of the Proxies
upon any other matter
that may property come
before the meeting…”
The underlined statement
should be crossed out
and initialed. It might
be worded slightly
differently, but you
should read the proxy
and find this or similar
language. However, these
people really want to be
sure you give them this
blank authority (which
you shouldn’t). I just
received a proxy for
Organon & Co. (I didn’t
buy it; I got it in a
merger or spin-off).
This or similar
statements are in three separate
locations on the proxy!
Because I don’t trust
any of these corporate
bosses, I take the time
to review each proxy to
make sure I have crossed
all of these
authorizations out and
initialed the crossout.
Below is a copy of one
side of the proxy with
two crossouts. A similar
statement was also on
the reverse side. I
crossed it out, too.
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