Sports Medley: Scully
Poorly Served by Staff 29 Aug 16
by Tony Medley
Bill Stern is rolling
over in his grave: Stern was notorious for making up what sounded like legendary
stories out of whole cloth. Here’s what Vin Scully said about Chicago
Cubs outfielder Jason Heyward when he came to bat in the middle of the
Friday, August 26, game between the Cubs and Dodgers:
“Jason Heyward and his family; his parents unfortunately divorced. So
they sent him here to Los Angeles to live with his uncle and attend a
private school. That uncle? Kenny Washington, who was the sixth man on
the UCLA national championship teams of 63 – 64 and 64 – 65. They were
John Wooden’s first two national championship teams. But he (Jason)
spent a lot of time at Pauley Pavilion working out, playing with Kareem
and a bunch of fellows like that. What a thrill growing up!”
While that sounds good,
in the great Stern tradition virtually none of it is true.
Kenny Washington has
been one of my best friends for over 40 years. In the mid to late 70s he
called me and told me that the parents of his nephew, Gene Heyward, had
divorced and Gene was coming out here to live with Kenny during his high
school years. Kenny asked me to recommend a private high school that
would provide a good education, but also a lot of discipline.
I recommended Daniel Murphy,
a small Catholic boys' high school in the Miracle Mile area of Los
Angeles, and personally met with the Principal, Fr. Lopez, and
described the situation and the high quality of the Washington family
and of Kenny himself. Murphy accepted Gene as a student.
During his time at
Murphy while living with Kenny as his surrogate father, which was 10
years or more after Kareem graduated from UCLA, Gene not only played
basketball, he became an accomplished student. He was so good that he
was admitted to Dartmouth. There, he met his wife, Laura. After graduation they
moved to Georgia and in 1989 she gave birth to Jason, which was the year
Kareem retired from the NBA. Contrary to Vinny’s story, Gene and his
wife are still married.
I know that all
broadcasters, Vinny included, are provided notes to use during their
broadcasts. Whoever provided the note that Vinny used, made it all up.
The only thing true about what he said was that Kenny was the sixth man
on Wooden’s first two national championship teams. The rest was Bill
Stern-like poppycock.
This should be warning
to Vinny that he should read his notes before the game starts and think
about them before he uses them. While he can have had no knowledge of
what actually happened between Kenny and Gene and Jason, common sense
would tell him that Jason could not have “worked out” with Kareem at
Pauley Pavilion while growing up and still be only 27 years old.
Lunatics running the
asylum: With
apologies to Richard Rowland, then head of Metro Pictures, who uttered
this famous quote in 1920 when Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks, and
Charlie Chaplin established United Artists, this perfectly describes the
30 managers of major league baseball teams. They all make the same
idiotic decisions with respect to pitchers, and you’ve read a lot about
that here. But it keeps occurring, and getting worse, if that’s
possible. On Thursday, August 25, San Francisco Giants pitcher Matt
Moore retired 26 men without allowing a hit. Leading 4-0 with two outs
in the bottom of the ninth inning, Dodgers shortstop Corey Seager broke
up the no hitter by fisting a weak line drive to right field. Out pops
Giants manager Bruce Bochy and he pulls Moore, who had struck out 7 and
walked only 3, to bring in Santiago Casilla from the bullpen to get the
final out on one pitch. What horrible event would have befallen the
world had Bochy left Moore in to throw that last pitch and get a
complete game one-hitter?
But Bochy isn’t as
foolish as Dodgers manager Dave Roberts who earlier in the year pulled
pitcher Ross Stripling with only four outs to go to become the first
pitcher in modern major league history to pitch a no-hitter in his
debut. Roberts got his comeuppance, though because his relievers not
only couldn’t preserve the no-hitter, they lost the game! These
nincompoops have ruined what used to be the best game ever devised with
their ignorant maneuverings.
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