Sports Medley NFL Follies 14 Dec 2015
by Tony Medley
If I were coach:
I would bar my quarterback from any form of contact in the event of a
turnover. Andy Dalton is only the latest quarterback knocked out for the
season trying to make a tackle. He’s the best player on the team, a team
that had the possibility of making the Super Bowl. Now, without Dalton
(who broke his thumb on his throwing hand trying to make a tackle) they
will be lucky to hang on and make the playoffs. Was that tackle worth
it? Even if it saved a touchdown, was it worth it? Even if it won the
game, was it worth it to lose your best player for the rest of the
season? The New York Giants would probably say yes, but anyone with at
least half a brain would say no. So I would tell my quarterbacks
(especially if he’s Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers) if there’s a fumble or
an interception, run, don’t walk, the other way.
Another reason to keep the NFL out of Los Angeles:
Earlier in the season Bengals linebacker Vontaze Burfict injured Steeler
running back Le’Veon Bell, putting him out for the season, and seemed to
celebrate afterwards. Steeler linebacker Vince Williams tweeted after
the game, “I catch Vontaze Burfict on South Beach I’m painting that boi
on sight.”
After a pre-game bench-clearing brawl between Pittsburgh and Cincinnati
on Sunday, Bengals left tackle Andre Whitworth castigated the NFL,
saying, “It’s the NFL’s fault. I love the Pittsburgh Steelers and I love
Mike Tomlin but they had a player who made a death threat to one of ours
after the last game, about spilling his blood in the street and everyone
saw it and the NFL did nothing about it. So they allow that kind of
animosity and that kind of thing around. If it were any kind of other
issue they would step up because people would like for them to do it.
But in this issue they blew by it and tried to let it go. But the bottom
line is the tweet was sent out. Everyone saw it. It’s on Roger Goodell
and the NFL. They should have done something; they should have stepped
up. They should have made sure that players know that that kind of
attitude, that kind of character is not involved in the league. That’s
their fault. It’s on their head.”
In fact, Whitworth is right on the mark. The NFL’s Personal Conduct
Policy prohibits “actual or threatened physical violence against another
person.” So why the silence? The NFL is brimming over with thugs and
domestic abusers. Its failure to take action against Williams is just
another piece of evidence pointing to the vacuity of the NFL’s morality.
If I were commissioner:
I would ban the sticky gloves worn by receivers. Odell Beckham, Jr. has
made some amazing catches, but at least one of them, the now iconic one
handed touchdown grab against Dallas, would not have been possible
without the sticky gloves. The league outlawed the stickum that Fred
Belitnikoff used to make many of his catches. Raiders’ defensive back
Lester Hayes allegedly would put nine pounds of it on his body and it
helped him lead the league in interceptions with 13. After stickum was
banned in 1981, Hayes never got more than four interceptions. Today’s
sticky gloves should go into oblivion with stickum.
Don’t pull on Superman’s cape:
CBS televised a tribute honoring Frank Sinatra’s 100th
birthday consisting of today’s vocalists singing some of Frank’s better
known songs to the same arrangements Nelson Riddle and others wrote for
Frank. Although Riddle’s brilliant arrangements greatly enhanced his
performances, Sinatra’s genius wasn’t in the songs themselves. It was in
the way he handled a lyric, with love and tenderness. When Sinatra sang,
each word was important. All the CBS show did for me was to emphasize
how unique Sinatra was, and how these people singing the songs he sang
didn’t come close to measuring up. I turned it off after only a couple
of tunes and put on Frank’s 1956 “Songs for Swingin’ Lovers” album to
hear the real thing.
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