Sports Medley: Enough
of Kobe Bryant’s Farewell Tour! 22 Feb 16
by Tony Medley
Former UCLA assistant
basketball coach Jerry Norman says nobody should be considered a “great”
player unless he makes the people around him better. Bryant fails this
test dismally. He was such a childish self-aggrandizer that he drove
Shaquille O’Neal away after they had won three consecutive
championships, solely because Kobe wanted all the credit and couldn’t
stand to hear anybody say anything good about Shaq.
This year he stacks
up as the worst player in the NBA with a shooting percentage under 35%
(10 percentage points below the league average of 45%).
Despite this he just keeps shooting, leading the team in shots attempted
even though he is so weak he can only stand on the court for half the
game. If it were not for Phil Jackson, Bryant would be known as just
another selfish, talented player who couldn’t win.
The set of The Mary
Tyler Moore show was known as a happy crew. She said, “If everybody is
getting along they are obviously doing their best work. I don’t care if
you’re a mechanic at a garage or an executive high above Park Avenue, if
you like each other you work with each other. It can’t help but make the
product good.”
Compare that with
what Jackson said of Kobe about his first term as coach, “…quite often I
could feel his hatred. I'm sure Kobe was (angry) when I wrote in ‘The
Last Season’ that he was uncoachable. And, yes, we were often at
loggerheads. He wanted more freedom and I wanted him to be more
disciplined.”
His selfishness
extended to his insistence that he take the last shot in every close
game. All the opponents knew he was never going to pass the ball when
there were only a few seconds left, so they would double- and
triple-team him. It seemed as if half the time he couldn’t even get a
shot off because he either dribbled the ball off his foot and lost it,
or had it stolen from him. When he did actually get off a shot it was
commonly a 40-foot fall away throw that often missed everything. His
“last shots” have almost become comedic, akin to something out of a
Keystone Kops two-reeler. But the Lakers coach is too weak to draw up a
play for anyone else. Of course, to be fair, the Lakers haven’t been
that close to winning many games this year so this hasn’t been much of
an issue.
The fact that the
three people running the Lakers allow themselves to be little more than
marble statues for Bryant’s Pygmalion, merely asking “how high?” when
Kobe says, “jump!” shows why the Lakers have fallen to not only one of
the two worst teams in basketball, but maybe the worst managed team in
the history of sport (and that’s saying a lot for a team in the same
city as the Dodgers).
Has any sports figure
ever made more foolish statements than the Lakers’ General Manager,
Mitch Kupchak, when he said in January, the middle of the season, “This
is a year that's dedicated to Kobe and his farewell.” And, “We cannot
move on as a team until Kobe leaves.” What? What about winning, Mitch?
The legendary Branch
Rickey, the greatest general manager in the history of sports, said,
“It’s better to trade a player a year too early than a year too late.”
The Lakers have held on to Kobe for three years after he was finished
and destroyed their salary cap in the process by paying him $24 million
for each of those wasted years.
Did the Lakers
advertise before the season that winning wasn’t anything to be
considered in order that they could spend 82 games saying goodbye to
Kobe? Why hasn’t a season ticket holder filed a class action suit
against the Lakers to get his money back?
A “farewell tour” for
an athlete first saw light of day when Baltimore Orioles shortstop Cal
Ripken, Jr., threw himself one in 2001, his last year. Ripken was hardly
a household word, but his ego dictated that he let everyone in the
league know that this was it for him and to get people out to the park
to say “goodbye.” Since then, others have thrown similar tours for
themselves, and now Bryant. Enough! It’s bad enough that these people
are grossly overpaid, but how full of yourself do you have to be to
throw yourself a “farewell tour?”
Frankly, this
seemingly interminable tour for a narcissist who has been washed up for
three years, who is personally responsible for the fact that one of the
most storied franchises in basketball history is now a laughingstock,
and who hurts his team every day he remains on the playing roster, is
nauseating.
Kobe was a key player
for the Lakers, but he was one of a team, and he never won a title
without Phil Jackson. He was a loser before Phil arrived and a loser
whenever Phil was not his coach. Maybe I missed it, but I have yet to
hear Kobe express any gratitude for Phil Jackson (or anyone else, for
that matter).
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