Sports Medley 23 Mar 15: March Madness
by Tony Medley
The Madness of March Madness:
Bad as the umpires in baseball and referees in football may be, none of
them approach the incompetence of referees in basketball. In the first
round of games, there were three referee calls that boggle the mind.
Call #1: I watched UCLA in several games this year and
the quality ranged from mediocre to awful. Without question this team
did not belong in the final draw for March Madness, but there it was. In
the first game, UCLA was trailing by two against SMU with about 12
seconds remaining when guard Bryce Alford put up a three-point shot that
was wide of the mark. It was already past the rim and only had an
outside chance of barely touching it with not a scintilla of a chance of
going in. An SMU player jumped up to get the ball and was called for
goaltending. No matter where the ball is, it cannot be goaltending by
rule if it had no chance of going in the basket and this shot didn’t
have one chance in a billion of going in. If there has been a worse
referee call in the history of college basketball, I didn’t see it. This
was a travesty and a tragedy for SMU, but it put UCLA into the final 32.
Why the call, by rule, is not reviewable is incomprehensible, but that’s
the NCAA for you. The referee took the game away from SMU and handed it
to UCLA.
The game had an amazing effect on UCLA, however. For the next game
against UAB, Coach Steve Alford finally took the ball out of the hands
of his son, Bryce, and made him a shooting guard instead of a point
guard. Before, Bryce would dribble aimlessly around the court with
nobody moving before either taking a shot or passing off. Taking the
ball out of his hands produced astonishing results. UCLA looked like a
completely different team against UAB. They had a cohesive offense that
worked for good shots and actually looked like they belonged in the
tournament.
Call #2: The Virginia-Michigan State game was a game so
terrible to watch it would drive even the most ardent basketball fan out
to watch a bad movie instead. It’s sad that college basketball is
getting progressively less entertaining because fewer teams have players
who can shoot the ball from outside. Virginia’s coach must be a genius
to guide this team to 30 victories because he doesn’t have one player on
the team who knows how to put the ball in the basket. But despite
Virginia’s woeful offense it was still a close game down to the last
couple of minutes, when the referees made two horrendous calls. The
first was a foul on a clean block by Virginia. So instead of Virginia
getting the ball with the chance to cut the lead to a point or two,
Michigan State made two free throws and lengthened its lead.
Call #3: Shortly thereafter, Virginia was close to
getting the ball back from MSU. Virginia players knocked the ball loose
from MSU’s possession. Michigan State’s coach, Tom Izzo, started yelling
for a timeout and the referee granted it even though the ball was loose
on the floor with players scrambling for it! No team can call for a
timeout without possession of the ball and there was no possession. The
result was that Michigan State retained possession and Virginia’s
chances were reduced from slim to none.
Actually, off of the UAB game, UCLA appears to have one of the better
rounded teams in the tournament. It has outside shooters and two good
big men in Tony Parker and Thomas Welsh. Welsh is a highly talented
7-foot freshman from Loyola High School who doesn’t get nearly enough
playing time. He not only has Bill Russell-like defensive abilities,
he’s a good medium-range shooter. If John Wooden/Jerry Norman were
coaching the team I would expect to see both Welsh and Parker in the
game at the same time. If coach Alford could wise up this late in the
season and alter his offense by changing his point guard, he could also
do the same with his post men. If UCLA gets as far as playing Kentucky
again with its huge front line, UCLA is going to need both Welsh and
Parker playing together. Just because Kentucky annihilated UCLA earlier
in the season (the Bruins trailed 41-7 at halftime), does not mean that
the past is prologue. In 1940 the Washington Redskins beat the Chicago
Bears 7-3 near the end of the season. When both teams faced each other
three weeks later in the NFL’s 8th Championship game, the
Bears won 73-0!
Gunners Never Stop Shooting:
Update on MVP candidate (according to some) Russell Westbrook, now
leading the NBA in points per game, shows that he is still one of the
least accurate shooters in the league. On March 20, he had another of
his statistically apparently noteworthy games, a triple double of 36
points, 14 assists, and 10 rebounds. But he made only 8 field goals out
of 24 attempts, or 33%, 12 percentage points below the league average.
In the same game, his teammates made 35 field goals out of 60 attempts,
or 58.3%. Statistics confirm that Westbrook is one of the worst shooters
in the league, 87th out of 114 in field goal percentage, and
that includes all his one-foot layups. He’s ever worse on three point
shooting percentage, 30%, 121st out of 128! There are only 7
players in the NBA who have lower 3-point shooting percentages than
Westbrook! Most of his points come on layups and free throws. But he
keeps shooting whenever he gets his hands on the ball. This guy is
heartlessly incorrigible.
Notre Dame and Duke Should Change their Degrees to B.K., Bachelor of
Kindergarten:
“He’s putting players he thinks fits that idea around him,” grammar
multi-abuser Notre Dame graduate Mike Golic of ESPN radio about
Philadelphia Eagles coach Chip Kelly. “Him and the Union need to get
together.” Jay Williams, former player, also an ESPN talking head, who
graduated after 4 years of education from Duke with a degree in
sociology. Kudos to CBS’s Sunday Morning on March 22 for
contributing an editorial on the use and misuse of grammar. We can only
hope that Golic and Williams and all the other media talking head-former
jocks saw it and comprehended it.
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