NFL 2014 Week 3
by Tony Medley
If
you like your healthcare, you can keep it:
How do you know when they’re lying? There are two ways, other than that
their mouth is open. The first is the mantra, devised by Democrats and
made infamous by Obama. The NFL’s mantra is, “We want to get this
right.” This was heard time and again by NFL’s chieftains and
Commissioner Roger the Dodger Goodell. It started with the statements by
the owners of the Minnesota Vikings, Frick and Frack aka Zygi & Mark
Wilf, who repeated that they wanted to “get it right” approximately 29
times. The mantra continued with the owner of the Baltimore Ravens,
Steve Bisciotti, who lobbied hard behind the scenes to get Goodell to
limit Ray Rice’s punishment to the two games Goodell obediently gave him
originally, and reached its zenith with Roger the Dodger’s ill-advised
news conference, who said he got it wrong and then repeated time and
again that he wanted to “get it right.” They still don’t have it right.
The second way to tell that they are lying is when they don’t answer a
question. Roger the Dodger was asked the following question, “You said
that Ray Rice didn’t tell you the truth in your meeting with him. What
exactly did he tell you at that meeting that was untruthful?” Roger’s
response was to say that he found out later that what Rice said was not
truthful. Everybody already knew that that was Roger’s position, which
is the reason the question was asked as to what, specifically, Rice said
that was untruthful. Roger dodged the question (undoubtedly because what
Roger said about Rice was untruthful; there’s no other reason not to
answer the question) and every question thereafter that asked for a
specific. If he did intentionally misrepresent what Rice said, Rice
should have a good defamation cause of action against Goodell.
What did you think of Goodell’s performance?
“What..did..I..think..of..Goodell’s..performance? I’ll tell you what I
think of Goodell’s performance. I think it was f-----g h-------t.” Where
is Tommy Lasorda when we need him? Goodell must be the dumbest $40
million a year-man in the world. If you have lied through your teeth,
and you’re not going to answer questions truthfully and specifically,
don’t hold a news conference! He needs to hire a media expert like
Michael Levine before he makes any more stupid mistakes.
Ma, Ma, where’s my Pa? Gone to the NFL, Ha Ha Ha:
The Wilfs, referenced above, first defended Adrian Peterson and wanted
to have him play as usual as if nothing had happened. They ignored the
fact that Peterson is a serial philanderer (not unusual among NFL and
NBA athletes) and is rumored to have fathered between 7 and 17 children, all but
two of whom have been born out of wedlock to different women (including
the two children he beat). But the Wilfs are no strangers to bad
behavior, having been found guilty in 2013 of breaking New Jersey civil
state racketeering laws, the judge accusing them of using organized
crime like tactics to defraud their partners. Birds of a feather stick
together.
NFL Role Model in the Making:
Even if public pressure succeeds in getting miscreants like Rice and
Peterson and all the others out of the NFL, the league need not worry
about losing its role models. Jameis Winston, the Heisman Trophy-winning
quarterback at Florida State, is building an impressive rap sheet that
should recommend him to teams like the Wilfs’ Minneapolis and
Bisciotti’s Baltimore and a few others. He will be right in line with
NFL heroes like former Baltimore linebacker Ray Lewis (who was indicted
in a double murder charge and pled guilty to a misdemeanor of
obstructing justice in exchange for his testimony against his two
co-defendants), and 150 other NFL players who have been arrested since
2012. Lewis is in line for the NFL Hall of Fame and is a TV commentator
on ESPN.
Dumb and Dumber this week:
Cleveland lost another close game, this time because of a dumb punt
returner. Behind 23-21, Baltimore was forced to punt with a little over
two minutes left in the game. The Cleveland punt returner signaled for a
fair catch on the 18 yard line. But instead of catching it, he let it
hit on the 17 and it was downed on the seven yard line. There’s a big
difference between starting play on the 7 rather than the 18.
Predictably, Cleveland went three and out, punted back to Baltimore who
got the ball at midfield and easily moved to within field goal range for
the winning field goal. There’s no assurance that Cleveland would have
been able to make a first down starting from their 18, but their choice
of plays is much more diverse and flexible from the 18 than from the 7.
Not surprisingly, no commentator mentioned this faux pas.
In the Seattle-Denver game, Seattle’s Percy Harvin chose to run a
kickoff back late in the fourth quarter instead of just downing it five
yards deep in the end zone. He made it back to the seven and Seattle was
three and out, allowing Denver good field position to score and
eventually tie the score and send it into overtime. There was no reason
in the world for Harvin to try to run the kick back with his team
leading in the fourth quarter.
Mum’s the Word:
Last year when voluble Seattle defensive back Richard Sherman, who
fancies himself as the best shut down corner in the world, successfully
defended 49er Michael Crabtree on the last play of the game, he didn’t
shut up for several months. Sunday Peyton Manning threw a successful two
point conversion pass to a wide open Demaryius Thomas, who was Sherman’s
responsibility, to send the game into overtime. Sherman was noticeably
silent even though he had a very good view of the play since he was only
two yards away from Thomas, so he could have described the play in
detail.
Talking Heads Update:
ESPN NFL panel’s “worst team in football,” the Dallas Cowboys, beat the
St. Louis Rams 34-31 and is now 2-1.
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