Katie Couric and Bob Costas Cover
Gettysburg
by Tony Medley
The
irritating jabber of NBC’s Katie Couric and Bob Costas constantly
interrupting Bjork’s spellbinding rendition of her song, Oceania,
at the opening Olympics ceremonies got me to thinking how they might
have covered Lincoln’s address at Gettysburg:
LINCOLN:
Four score and seven years…
BOB:
Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin in 1809, Katie.
LINCOLN:
…a new nation…
KATIE:
Yes, Bob, he is basically self-educated as there were no schools for him
to attend.
LINCOLN:
…all men are created…
BOB:
He’s received a lot of criticism from the press, especially the New
York Times, who referred to him as a gorilla.
LINCOLN:
…those who here gave their lives…
KATIE:
He earned more income between 1850 and 1860 than any other lawyer in
Illinois.
LINCOLN:
…have consecrated it…
BOB:
The word around Washington is that General McClelland might run against
him next year.
LINCOLN:
…little note nor…
KATIE:
His prospects for reelection aren’t particularly good
LINCOLN:
…can never forget what they…
BOB:
There’s even some speculation that Secretary of State Seward
might run against him.
LINCOLN:
It is rather for us…
KATIE:
Lots of people think that his election caused this war and there are so
many young men being killed and maimed.
LINCOLN:
…last full measure of devotion…
BOB:
Mrs. Lincoln didn’t accompany the President here to Gettysburg.
LINCOLN:
…this nation, Under God,…
KATIE:
Yes, she stayed in Washington to be with her son, Tad. Robert, the
Lincolns’ other surviving son, is studying at Harvard.
LINCOLN:
…of the people…
BOB:
I understand he’s returning to Washington immediately after the
speech.
LINCOLN:
…shall not perish from the earth.
(smattering
applause)
KATIE:
My heavens, it’s over already! That’s it from here in Gettysburg,
back to you Matt.
August
14, 2004
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