Napoleon (5/10)
By Tony Medley
158 minutes.
R.
There are so many things wrong with this
revisionist look at Napoleon it’s hard to know where to begin, so let’s
start with the miscasting of Joaquin Phoenix. Napoleon’s challenged
height has been well-known and publicized (see Napoleon complex). He was
estimated at 5-6. Phoenix is a chubby 5-8, so maybe that’s not so bad.
But Napoleon was barely 30 years old when he assumed power with the
coup d’état du 18 Brumaire in 1799; Phoenix is a well-worn 50.
That’s just a start. Director Ridley Scott
falsifies and trivializes the battle at Austerlitz by implying that
Napoleon maneuvered the Allies into fighting on a frozen lake and
Napoleon’s cannons broke the ice and drowned them.
Worse than that, though, the way Scott shows
Napoleon’s return from the island of Elba is mind-numbingly absurd, like
a scene out of a Buster Keaton or Keystone Kops movie.
That’s just a start on this shallow movie. Scott
apparently did no research. As an example, he pictures Marie Antoinette
going to the guillotine with long curly hair, but, in fact, her hair was
“chopped off” before the journey to the guillotine. Was Scott too lazy
to know this or did he deliberately flaunt history? Either way, this
small misrepresentation is a minor reminder that you can’t trust
anything you see in a Hollywood movie that represents itself as telling
an historical story.
But in 2½ hours of supposedly telling of Napoleon,
couldn’t he have at least mentioned the Napoleonic Code (still in
force)? As for Phoenix, he apparently told Scott shortly before filming
commenced that he had no idea how to play the part. That shows, because
he doesn’t exhibit a personality that would allow a young man like
Napoleon to come close to conquering Europe. Phoenix basically
sleepwalks through the role. The only emotion he ever shows is for his
wife, Josephine.
On the positive side, Vanessa Kirby steals the show
with her performance as Josephine. And the battle at Waterloo, Scott at
least made it look realistic, and more in line with what actually
happened. Then he had to go and ruin it by having Napoleon make a
friendly gesture to the Duke of Wellington, the British victor, as he
was abandoning the fray, Hollywood nonsense!
You would think that with a movie this long, Scott
could provide something a little more believable and accurate.
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