Mafia Mamma (3/10): 101
Minutes. R.
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
Irving Berlin; Annie Get Your Gun, 1946
Irving beat director Catherine Hardwicke to this
story 77 years ago, and did it better. This movie epitomizes why
everyone acknowledges that comedy is hard and requires unique talent for
both director and actors. Toni Collette, a normal, if unconfident,
American mother who works at an advertising agency where she is
unappreciated due to her sex, goes to Italy to attend her grandfather’s
funeral. But this is no ordinary grandfather. He was a Mafia Godfather,
unbeknownst to her.
From a screenplay by Michael J. Feldman and Debbie
Jhoon, what follows is a silly screwball comedy attempt with Collette
giving an inept Lucille Ball imitation as she fumbles her way into
reluctantly replacing her grandfather as the Godfather. It is so
implausible with so many unlikely events that it’s more pitiful than
humorous. I didn’t even smile once, much less laugh. Worse, it has a
twist that strains credulity. The one thing that made this mildly
watchable (ergo my 3/10 rating) was the location with beautiful shots of
Rome and Italy. Even with talent, it would take a thaumaturge to make
something of this bunkum.
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