Avatar: The Way of Water (8/10)
by Tony Medley
190 minutes.
PG-13
For $400 million, one would think a movie should be
perfect and wonderful. This one isn’t. Oh, one can appreciate the amount
of money spent to make it because the special effects are fabulous and
worth the price of admission. And that’s good because the story isn’t
just weak, it is absurd.
I know, this is fantasy, but to have a stone age
people with bows and arrows taking on an advanced, sophisticated society
with post-modern weapons, makes one wonder who is kidding whom?
Character development? Forget it. These are puppets
on a string. You see one, you’ve seen them all.
Let’s get back to the special effects. This is the
best 3D I’ve ever seen. Unlike other 3D films, it does not weaken the
color impression of the film and the 3D is real 3D, not just the stuff
that came out in the earlier part of the century. This leaves a very
positive impression on the viewer. Unlike other 3D films, I was
generally always aware of the 3D, and it was pleasing.
The story, as I said, is silly beyond words so I
won’t waste any more words on that. It makes me wonder why director
James Cameron would waste the money hiring stars like
Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldaña,
Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang and
Kate Winslet when they disguise themselves in motion capture costumes
that make them look totally different. These films are basically
cartoons and three hours plus is far too long.
The special effects are worth the price of
admission. Once you have seen them though, there’s no law that says you
have to sit through the entire film because the story is so silly, even
in the realm of whatever this is, the only thing this has to offer is
visual.
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