Sports Medley: The
Worst Baseball Game of All Time 23 May 16
by Tony Medley
On May 16, the
Dodgers and Angels played what was arguably the worst baseball game
since the inception of the National League in 1876. As prologue, when
Clayton Kershaw shut out the Mets on May 12, the time of the game was 2
hours 13 minutes. The average time it takes to play a nine inning game
during the first part of the 21st century was roughly 2 hours 55
minutes, still egregiously long when one considers that the average time
was only 2 hours 30 minutes in the 1970s.
On May 16, however,
the two local teams took over four hours to play a fairly typical 9
inning game. In comparison, to go back in history, when the Dodgers and
the Braves played their 26 inning tie on May 1, 1920, the time of the
game was only 3 hours 50 minutes, 10 minutes faster than this game,
despite playing three times as many innings.
Here’s the inning by
inning breakdown:
Inning
Time Played No. of Pitches Total Game Time
1 13
minutes 27 13 Minutes
2 27
minutes 43 40 minutes
3 30
minutes 38 1 hour 10 minutes
4 23
minutes 37 1 hour 33 minutes
5 29
minutes 37 2 hours 2 minutes
6 21
minutes 25 2 hours 23 minutes
7 56
minutes 70 3 hours 19 minutes
8 25
minutes 38 3 hours 44 minutes
9 16
minutes 24 4 hours
There were 339
pitches thrown in these 240 minutes. That comes out to one pitch every
43 seconds! Let’s round it up and say that the pitchers threw a little
more than 1 pitch a minute. How can anyone call this entertaining?
The rules require
that there be no more than 12 seconds between pitches when the bases are
empty. But like lots of the rules of baseball, this is one that the
umpires ignore. The penalty is to call a ball if the pitcher doesn’t
comply with the rule. When has anyone ever seen that happen?
But batters are
equally to blame. After each pitch, they back out, look around, adjust
their batting glove, and waste as much time as the pitcher wastes on the
pitching mound.
Batting Gloves:
To digress, nobody, not Joe DiMaggio or Mickey Mantle or Willie Mays or
Henry Aaron or Stan Musial or Ted Williams, wore batting gloves when I
was growing up. Are modern players such pansies that their, oh, so
sensitive hands can’t hold a bat for a couple of minutes? This is the
most ridiculous item of clothing in the world of sports. I can
understand golfers needing a glove because they’re swinging their golf
clubs constantly and that type of activity can cause blisters. But
batters are only at bat 4-5 times in a three-hour game, and then for
only a couple of minutes. For this they need a batting glove? “Mr.
October” Reggie Jackson thinks it’s silly, saying, “Gloves are for
girls,” and says they are only worn for endorsements. I say, get rid of
them.
Back to the game of
May 16.
The most flagrant performer was Dodger pitcher Pedro Baez. He pitched
the seventh inning, threw 29 pitches, faced eight batters, and it took
him 33 minutes! While there was a short rhubarb during that inning, that
took only 4 minutes, so Baez threw only one pitch a minute. Even Vin
Scully commented on what a deplorable exhibition of baseball this game
was, as did the commentators after the game, including former Dodgers
pitcher Orel Hershiser. Everybody involved, including (I should say,
especially) the umpires who allowed this to happen, should be
ashamed of themselves. This is the kind of lackluster game that kills
enthusiasm for baseball, proven by the fact that at the end of the game,
most of the fans had vamoosed.
Bottom Line:
When I pitched as a teenager, I threw the pitch, got the ball back, got
the sign, and threw another pitch, usually within 5-7 seconds. At bat, I
took a pitch, the ball was returned to the pitcher and I stayed in the
box to await the next pitch; no stepping back, fidgeting, and looking
around. There’s no difference between baseball in high school and
college and baseball in the major leagues, except that baseball in MLB
is devastatingly slow. There’s no earthly reason why pitchers and
batters take so much time. No normal 9 inning game should last longer
than 2:30.
Postscript:
The fastest game in history was the Giants-Phillies on September 28,
1919, which was over in 51 minutes. But that was a fraud because both
teams agreed before the game to try to set a record for the fastest game
and all the batters swung at the first pitch to put the ball in play
quickly.
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