Thumbnails Nov 24
by Tony Medley
Conclave (9/10): 120 minutes. PG. The Roman
Catholic Church is one of the world’s greatest bureaucracies. But talk
about inscrutable, the Church takes the cake. While its Pope is
represented as God’s agent on earth (“Thou art Peter and upon this Rock
I will build my Church”), the way a Pope is chosen is not waiting for a
bolt from heaven indicating the chosen one. It is an arcane, secretive
procedure in which the College of Cardinals gets together sequestered to
make a choice. And the choice is made by semi-secret ballot. So, it’s a
purely human endeavor but it is completely hidden from the public.
Now comes along author Robert Harris and his book
“Conclave,” screenwriter Peter Straughan, and director Edward Berger to
present their idea of what it might be like when one Pope dies.
What they produce is a bunch of politically
motivated men put in seclusion until they reach a 2/3 majority vote.
This film is a brilliant imagining of one such convocation after a
beloved Pope has died. Cardinal Lawrence (Ralph Fiennes) is the dean of
the college of cardinals and runs the election. This one is a contention
between the liberals, led by Cardinal Bellini (Stanley Tucci) and the
Conservative, Cardinal Tremblay (John Lithgow), who yearns for the old
days, when the question “is the Pope Catholic” was rhetorical. But
Tremblay is so manipulative he would make a slimy politician proud.
There’s not a dirty trick that is beneath him
The acting is superb, and the film’s first 115
minutes justifies a 10/10 rating. Unfortunately, it goes on for 120
minutes and I rate that final 5 minutes 0/10, which averages out to my
final 9/10. All I can say about the ending is to quote Moss Hart’s
advice to budding playwrights, if you want to send a message, use
Western Union.
GOEBBELS AND THE FÜHRER (9/10): 135 minutes.
NR. Without any peer, “Downfall” (2004) is the best movie ever made
about Hitler. But this one comes a close second. It’s about Joseph
Goebbels (Robert Stadlober) , an unappealing little wart (5’-5”) who was
Hitler’s all-powerful Minister of Propaganda. This captures Hitler
(Fritz Karl) as well as “Downfall” did, but it presents a view of the
secretive Goebbels as a person and opens up unsuspected avenues of his
personality. It’s a fascinating, not to be missed, movie. In German.
Stolen Time (8/10): 95 Minutes. NR. This
documentary reveals the tawdry story about for-profit nursing homes in
Canada. Canadian attorney Melissa Miller has been suing some of the
largest for-profit nursing homes in Canada since 2018
Many knowledgeable people state their case, like
Brent Rigby, a Private Investigator who was hired to investigate
systemic negligence by Extendicare, Revera, Inc., and Sienna Senior
Living. He says, “There’s essentially no regulatory oversight and no
repercussions at all for the complete systemic failure across all the
companies while they bring in record profits.”
The stain of corruption is obvious. Mike Harris was
Premier of Ontario from 1995-2002. He was responsible for privatizing
long-term care in Ontario.
Now guess where he is. He is Vice President of
long-term care operations for Extendicare!
Ayesha Jabba, a social worker, at one of the
companies, says, “if there was an individual with responsive behaviors
and causing trouble, I had a lot of pressure to harass the families to
change the facility…try to get them out, try to get them elsewhere. Try
to pressure the families to agree to get them elsewhere. Even
though families may be living close by and it’s convenient for them. My
role was to try to pressure them into going to another facility and make
it as appealing as possible to leave our facility and go elsewhere.
Which made me very uncomfortable.”
This is a must see for anyone contemplating a
nursing home.
Saturday Night (7/10): 109 Minutes. R. This
is alleged to be the story of Producer Lorne Michaels (Gabriel LaBelle)
in the 90 minutes leading up to the debut show of Saturday Night Live.
That is, it is “based on” the story. Apparently, there was a lot of
chaos, and the show almost didn’t make it to air. But what we see here
on the screen is extremely hard to swallow.
Directed by Jason Reitman from a script by Reitman
and Gil Kenan, it is populated by an ensemble cast, which includes
Willem Dafoe, Matthew Rhys, and J.K. Simmons in supporting roles.
It is amusing and well-acted, but it stretches
credulity. For one thing, the timelines don’t make any sense. Lorne
Michaels (Gabriel LaBelle) leaves the studio 15 minutes before airtime
and what he does in those 15 minutes is simply impossible to perform in
15 minutes and get back in time for showtime.
There are some outstanding performances. J.K.
Simmons presents Milton Berle in an exceedingly unfavorable light (maybe
it’s accurate). Ella Hunt is a good Gilda Ratner. But Matthew Rhys is
nothing like the George Carlin I
knew from personal interaction.
The movie is interesting and humorous, but I don’t
believe it. The night might have been chaotic, but what is presented
here is hard to accept. As Robert DeNiro (as a character based on Irving
Thalberg), said in “The Last Tycoon” (1976), “It’s the movies.”
Recommended Reading: “Restless” by William
Boyd, a dual timeline WWII espionage thriller.
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