Thumbnails Mar 24
by Tony Medley
Accidental Texan (8/10): 104 minutes. PG-13.
Erwin (Rudy Pankow) is a fledgling actor who blows his first big part in
Texas. Starting back home to Los Angeles his car breaks down where he
gets some help From Merle (Thomas Haden Church) who is a
third-generation oil driller about to go bankrupt and who is in
competition for leases with some rich bad guys. Merle sees Erwin’s
acting ability as something that could help him. From there they team up
in an old-fashioned Hollywood movie with terrific acting (I have never
seen Church when he did not stand out) helped along by a good script
(Julie B Denny and Cole Thompson) and good direction (Mark Lambert
Bristol) that never lags. (March 8)
The Taste of Things (5/10):145 Minutes. NR.
Some have compared this with My Dinner with Andre, Louis Malle’s
brilliant 1981 film consisting entirely of a dinner conversation between
André Gregory and Wally Shawn at the Café des Artistes in Manhattan. But
there is no comparison. Malle’s film contained captivating conversation
between the two that keeps the audience enthralled for just under two
hours.
But this film, a prequel to the book by Marcel
Rouff, is directed by Anh Hung Tran. Even so, the main person behind the
film is Gastronomic Director Pierre Gagnaire because the guts of the
film consists of the kitchen preparation of succulent feasts. That’s
really it, although the relationship between
Eugenie (Juliette Binoche), an esteemed cook, and Dodin (Benoit Maginel),
the fine gourmet with whom she has been working for over the last 20
years, seems to be the raison d’étre for the film.
Alas, neither is enough to justify a film of this length, unless you are
a gourmet cook.
Binoche disclosed that the fact that she and
Maginel had a prior relationship that produced a child made it easy to
create the unusual relationship between the two characters they play in
the film. In French.
Griselda (5/10): 6 episodes miniseries.
TV-MA. Netflix. This is a shockingly sympathetic telling of the story of
Griselda Blanco (Sofia Vergara), a brutal sociopathic drug dealer who
was allegedly involved in 200 murders while racking up a net worth of
more than $500 million. She frightened even the most brutal of the drug
dealers from Latin America in Florida. But this soft-soaps this
despicable thug, seemingly rationalizing most of her actions and showing
her as a loving mother who was just trying to make some money while
fighting other vicious drug lords. Griselda was unambiguously
unattractive, but this miniseries casts a gorgeous, sexy movie star to
play her. Her killer henchman and third husband, Dario (Alberto Guerro),
is also shown with compassion as a guy who just dispassionately and
reluctantly (yeah, sure) followed orders in his killings, including a
two-year-old child in cold blood. While this is entertaining (made by
the same people responsible for the excellent “Narcos” series), I can’t
recommend something that takes a soft look at such despicable monsters.
It’s akin to treating Ted Bundy with empathetic understanding. Shame on
them.
Murder is Easy (5/10): 120 minutes. TV
2-episode miniseries. Britbox. To say this is “based on” a classic
Agatha Christie mystery must be a stretch because the script is so
flimsy with gaping plotholes that Agatha must have done a better job.
The unique thing it has going for itself is one that Agatha never would
have anticipated. Directed by Meenu Gaur and set in the 1950s,
screenwriter
Ejiwunmi-Le Berre, a black worman, took it upon herself to make the
protagonist, Luke Fitzwilliam (David Jonsson), a black Nigerian
who comes unknown to a small British hamlet and sets out to solve who is
the serial murderer menacing the populace. Agatha had Luke as a white
policeman. For some extraordinarily perverse reason, LeBerre makes him
just an ordinary citizen, which makes all his sleuthing (and the casual
villagers’ acceptance of this stranger acting like an investigator in
their midst) inexplicable.
The solution is one nobody could have determined,
which obviates the fun of trying to figure it out. The best things about
this are the outstanding production values and beautiful color
photography (David Mackie), including
a wonderful vintage MG, which almost make watching worthwhile. Jonsson
gives a fine performance, as do the others in the cast. Otherwise, the
thin plot is more annoying than entertaining.
Argylle (4/10): 139 minutes. PG-13. In 2006,
Will Ferrell gave a bravura performance (his best) in Stranger than
Fiction) playing an unwitting, unwilling character in a novel being
written by another person. Here, director Matthew Vaughn takes a
then-unpublished manuscript by Elly Conway, apparently changes it
substantially, turning it into a vague comedic imitation of Ferrell’s
movie. Bryce Dallas Howard plays Conway, a publicity shy author of a
series of successful espionage books who suddenly becomes involved in
real life events mirroring her novels.
Howard is woefully
miscast as a martial arts heroine as her zaftig physique (5-7, 139) make
her fighting scenes unintentionally laughable. The supporting cast is
impressive for such a disappointing movie, including Bryan Cranston,
Catherine O’Hara, John Cena, and the always entertaining Samuel L.
Jackson in a cameo.
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