Thumbnails Feb 24
by Tony Medley
I.S.S. (8/10): 88 Minutes. R. The tension
never lets up in the International Space Station between a 6-person crew
of three Russians and three Americans when war breaks out on earth
between the two countries, and each is privately instructed to take
control of the I.S.S.
The special effects are amazing as the performers
float through the I.S.S. throughout the film. Here’s how it was done per
director Gabriela Cowperthwaite (from a script by Nick Shafir):
We put the actors in
harnesses and used tethers to float them. Early on, we tried a system of
see saws that was much more comfortable for the cast, but when I saw the
tests, it didn’t appear real enough. The harnesses and tethers looked
great, though. Unfortunately, they were
extremely uncomfortable to wear. It was hard on their bodies, they would
sometimes go numb in their legs, and every time someone had to go to the
bathroom, it took about 45 minutes to get them out of the harness and
back into it again. And of course, it took us a year or more to
digitally remove every tether from every single frame of every scene in
post. Looking back on it now, I see why people don’t do zero-gravity in
movies very often!
This is a throwback to the days when a movie
presents a possible scenario, telling the story with no wasted motion in
a crisp 88 minutes with no superheroes or car crashes. What violence
occurs is necessary to the plot and believable.
It also exhibits the claustrophobia of being
confined in such a small space. And the shots of the earth in what
appears to be total conflagration appear outside their windows
exacerbate the feeling of being trapped. Their habitat is totally
realistic, not some futuristic scenario like the spaceships in Stanley
Kubrick’s 2001 (1968) and the more recent Passengers
(2016), a movie I really liked, that created very comfortable abodes for
space travel, this shows the space station to be crowded with tight
spaces in which to maneuver.
This is, simply, a terrific movie with a good
script and fine acting and a believable concept
The Engineer (5/10): 92 minutes. R.
In the ‘90s Yahya Ayyash (Adam Haloon) was a “mastermind bombmaker” who
was blowing up innocent Israelis. This purports to tell the tale of what
is claimed to be “the biggest manhunt in the history of Israel” to find
him and send him to his reward. Maybe it’s based on facts but there are
too many serendipitous occurrences for it to establish credibility, and
try as they might have, very little tension. Another Hollywood
opportunity lost.
Mean Girls (2/10): 107 minutes. R. There
have been very few remakes that were better, or even as good, as the
original. All the “A Star is Born” films have been exceptionally good,
telling the same story. “High Society” (1956) was better than its
excellent predecessor, “The Philadelphia Story” (1940). Like “High
Society,” this remake of the 2004 original is a musical (it played on
Broadway 2018-20).
However, unlike ‘”Society,’ the music is not by a
supreme talent like Cole Porter, and it shows. It is emblematic of what
has happened to music in recent generations. As I have said before,
lacking are melody and memorable lyrics. And what is music without them?
This is exactly the same story as 2004, although
apparently intended to be updated to reflect the eidos of 2024. Unlike
the original, Fey wrote this one by herself. Either she has lost it, or
she misses co-writer Rosalind Wiseman because this script is unfunny and
fatuous. The movie is so off-the-wall, it is an insult to the original.
These raucous students make the students Glenn Ford had to face in
“Blackboard Jungle” (1955) seem like gentlemen.
Even though it is apparently intended as a satire,
there is a fine line between satire and ridiculous nonsense. The
original did not cross that line. This one goes way over it. It is
filled with woke casting and represents an extremely low moral tone. I
would give this a zero, but my assistant, who also detested the film,
prevailed upon me that it should be worth a 2. I agreed because the
color is excellent, and
Reneé Rapp gives a good
performance as the arrogant trendsetter.
American Star (1/10): 110 minutes. R. Yet
another film about an assassin with a heart. This one is the slowest,
most boring, ever filmed. It was as though they had a bunch of feet of
film and filled it with nonsense until the violent ending. The first 95
minutes consists of basically nothing but Ian McShane hanging out,
talking with people to no avail. Then the violence, then “The End.”
Shakespeare might call it “Little ado about nothing.”
Recommended Reading: The Paris Agent
by Kelly Rimmer, a brilliant, harrowing novel based on fact about the
women in Britain’s Special Operations Executive, who were spies in
France during WWII.
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