The Old Man and the Gun (3/10)
by Tony Medley
Runtime 90 minutes.
PG-13
Robert Redford has been in some
of the more memorable Hollywood movies, Butch Cassidy and the
Sundance Kid (1969), The Sting (1973), and All the
President’s Men (1976), for instance, although I think his
best movie and best performance was in Downhill Racer (1970).
So he chooses this plodder as his swan song?
I can see why Redford might want
to choose a movie like this for his last performance, though. There are
three advantages.
First, there is no acting
required. All he has to do is read his lines like Robert Redford and
smile a lot.
Second, since he’s sitting down
much of the time he doesn’t even have to worry about hitting his marks.
Third, he no longer needs to be
shot through the Doris Day filter. The point of the film is that he’s an
old geezer and his face needs to look worn and lined, which it is.
There are two agonies for the
audience in sitting through a snorer like this. The first is enduring
the ordeal. It’s extraordinarily painful to be entrapped in a darkened
theater when what’s on the screen is so woefully un-entrancing, unless
you get off on looking at Robert Redford, which I guess lots of people
do; he is an extraordinarily attractive-looking person. The second is
that one expends so much energy trying to stay awake and will the time
to pass that one emerges almost completely drained.
The movie says at the outset
that it’s “mostly true.” While that might be a pseudo-smart comment, it
leaves one pretty much knowing that what one is watching cannot be taken
to the bank, so to speak.
It’s based on the life of Forest
Tucker (Redford), who spent his life breaking the law by robbing banks
and being sentenced to jail innumerable times and escaping an
astonishing 18 times. Inspired by a story by David Gann published in
The New Yorker in 2003, it shows Tucker as a likeable old coot who
just likes to rob banks. But, let’s face it, this guy was a hardened
criminal from the time he became a teenager. That’s something to admire,
just because he’s charming? I’m sure Lucky Luciano could be charming
when he wanted to be, too. Along the way (in the movie, anyway), he
comes across a woman, Jewel (Sissy Spacek), and they strike some kind of
attraction.
Thrown into the story is a
detective, John Hunt (Casey Affleck), whose appearance is a puzzlement
because he has nothing to do with capturing Hunter. I guess they wanted
to get another Oscar®-winning actor into the mix. But Hunt adds as
little to the film as Spacek. All Redford does is act charming. Spacek
smiles a lot and Affleck, well, I’m still trying to figure out what he
does.
Redford stumbles his way with
Jewel as he coyly intimates what he does isn’t nice, but doesn’t tell
her exactly what it is, a liar to the end.
Written and directed by David
Lowery, It drags and drags and drags as Tucker keeps showing up as a
nice old guy who just happens to like to commit felonious bank heists.
Most of Lowery’s credits consist
of “shorts.” Here he took what should have been a short and dragged it
out for 90 minutes, which seemed a lot longer.
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