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		 The Old Man and the Gun (3/10) 
		by Tony Medley 
		Runtime 90 minutes. 
		PG-13 
		Robert Redford has been in some 
		of the more memorable Hollywood movies, Butch Cassidy and the 
		Sundance Kid (1969), The Sting (1973), and All the 
		President’s Men (1976), for instance, although I think his 
		best movie and best performance was in Downhill Racer (1970). 
		So he chooses this plodder as his swan song? 
		I can see why Redford might want 
		to choose a movie like this for his last performance, though. There are 
		three advantages.  
		First, there is no acting 
		required. All he has to do is read his lines like Robert Redford and 
		smile a lot.  
		Second, since he’s sitting down 
		much of the time he doesn’t even have to worry about hitting his marks. 
		Third, he no longer needs to be 
		shot through the Doris Day filter. The point of the film is that he’s an 
		old geezer and his face needs to look worn and lined, which it is. 
		There are two agonies for the 
		audience in sitting through a snorer like this. The first is enduring 
		the ordeal. It’s extraordinarily painful to be entrapped in a darkened 
		theater when what’s on the screen is so woefully un-entrancing, unless 
		you get off on looking at Robert Redford, which I guess lots of people 
		do; he is an extraordinarily attractive-looking person. The second is 
		that one expends so much energy trying to stay awake and will the time 
		to pass that one emerges almost completely drained. 
		The movie says at the outset 
		that it’s “mostly true.” While that might be a pseudo-smart comment, it 
		leaves one pretty much knowing that what one is watching cannot be taken 
		to the bank, so to speak. 
		It’s based on the life of Forest 
		Tucker (Redford), who spent his life breaking the law by robbing banks 
		and being sentenced to jail innumerable times and escaping an 
		astonishing 18 times. Inspired by a story by David Gann published in 
		The New Yorker in 2003, it shows Tucker as a likeable old coot who 
		just likes to rob banks. But, let’s face it, this guy was a hardened 
		criminal from the time he became a teenager. That’s something to admire, 
		just because he’s charming? I’m sure Lucky Luciano could be charming 
		when he wanted to be, too. Along the way (in the movie, anyway), he 
		comes across a woman, Jewel (Sissy Spacek), and they strike some kind of 
		attraction. 
		Thrown into the story is a 
		detective, John Hunt (Casey Affleck), whose appearance is a puzzlement 
		because he has nothing to do with capturing Hunter. I guess they wanted 
		to get another Oscar®-winning actor into the mix. But Hunt adds as 
		little to the film as Spacek. All Redford does is act charming. Spacek 
		smiles a lot and Affleck, well, I’m still trying to figure out what he 
		does. 
		Redford stumbles his way with 
		Jewel as he coyly intimates what he does isn’t nice, but doesn’t tell 
		her exactly what it is, a liar to the end. 
		Written and directed by David 
		Lowery, It drags and drags and drags as Tucker keeps showing up as a 
		nice old guy who just happens to like to commit felonious bank heists.
		 
		Most of Lowery’s credits consist 
		of “shorts.” Here he took what should have been a short and dragged it 
		out for 90 minutes, which seemed a lot longer. 
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