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		Transformers: Age of Extinction (3/10) 
		by 
		Tony Medley 
		
		Runtime 2 hours 45 minutes 
		OK 
		for children 
		
		
		7:00: Arrived at historic Paramount lot for 7:30 screening, driving 
		through the iconic gate: I hate movies like this. Potential grade 1/10 
		
		
		7:05: Enter theater: no production notes or cast & crew “We don’t give 
		notes for these types of movies.” This is a bad sign. 
		
		
		7:40: Movie Starts: Good start for action director Michael Bay. 3/10 
		
		
		8:00: Mark Wahlburg very good; Kelsey Grammer very good; story 
		interesting: Wahlburg’s daughter, Nicola Peltz whose real father is a 
		billionaire, is pretty and  a good actress in a difficult part 
		(especially given that the stars are the machines). Her boyfriend, 
		Irishman Jack Reynor, is also pretty but his part is relatively 
		papier-maché, so one can’t make a judgment on his ability; he does a 
		good job for what it is. 7/10 
		
		
		8:30: Special effects spectacular: Humans play a big part in the story: 
		Grammer, the head of the CIA, is out to get Wahlburg and his daughter 
		but they’re being defended by some of the machines, all of whom have 
		personalities:  8/10 
		
		
		9:00: Story still appealing: Big bad government in movies used to be 
		annoying to me but recently the plotline of corrupt government seems 
		more plausible: Stanley Tucci appears as an avaricious entrepreneur 
		working with Grammer to develop the best fighting machine ever, and is 
		at the top of his game in a part that is undemanding, to say the least. 
		8/10 
		
		
		9:30: Lots and lots and lots of machines fighting one another: 
		Implausible situations (well, OK, the entire thing is ridiculous, but 
		there should be some logic in all movies. The machines seem 
		indestructible, but they can die. Some survive the same things that kill 
		others).  7/10 
		
		
		9:45: Still more fighting between machines; special effects still good 
		but how much can one take?  I start counting the seconds. 6/10 
		
		
		10:00: Will this never end?  5/10 
		
		
		10:15: I’m exhausted. Although I never once felt sleepy because of all 
		the noise and action, this is just too much for any normal human to 
		endure. But I firmly believe that what doesn’t kill you makes you 
		stronger. I start counting the half-seconds. 4/10 
		
		
		10:25: It’s over! I’m so tired I barely make it back to my car. Grade: 
		3/10 
		June 
		26, 2014 
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