Swing Vote (3/10)
by Tony Medley
Casting can make or break a
movie. How would you have liked to have seen Richard Pryor in the lead
as Bart in “Blazing Saddles,” (1974) instead of Cleavon Little (who?).
Wishful thinking, say you? Not so! Richie was a writer on the film and
auditioned for the lead. Mel Brooks, who produced and directed, didn’t
have the courage or judgment to hire the then unknown Prior, so the
film, with the ineffective Little, was relegated to a relatively
unmemorable film. But with Prior as Bart it could have been one of the
greatest comedies ever made.
And that explains one of
the main reasons why “Swing Vote” is such a failure. It’s not funny
basically because Kevin Costner, who plays the lead, Bud Johnson, is not
blessed with comedic talent. It is actually painful to watch Costner work so hard to try
to be funny. This was a role that would have been made to order for a
younger Ryan O’Neal. O’Neal was an exceptionally talented light
comedian, in the mold of Cary Grant. His work in films like “Paper Moon”
(1973), “What’s Up, Doc” (1972), and “The Main Event” (1979) still
resonates. Alas, Costner is no O’Neal and it shows. Absent O’Neal, had I
been casting the film I would have given my right arm for Hugh Grant,
who could have made this at least enjoyable, despite its cop out with
one of the most cowardly endings in Hollywood history, causing me to
leave the theater thinking that I had completely wasted my time. Not to
worry; one of the plusses of being a critic is that I do get to write
this scathing review, so all was not lost.
The representation is that
the film has no political POV. Says production designer Steve Saklad,
“We wanted it clear that we were taking no particular side in the
telling of this story.” Yet the people cast from the real world playing
themselves represent a substantial left wing bias. Here are the members
of the cast who played themselves from the media and political world:
Tony Blankley, Aaron Brown, Campbell Brown, Tucker Carlson, James
Carville, Matt Frei, Mary Hart, Arianna Huffington, Larry King, Anne
Kornblut, Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, and Lawrence O’Donnell. Except for
Blankley (if you blink you miss him and I must have blinked) and
Carlson, they are all from the far left, especially the two Browns,
Carville, Maher, Huffington, Matthews and O’Donnell. Hardly balanced.
The setup is more
believable than I had anticipated. The story is that the Presidential
election has come down to one vote, Bud’s, so both campaigns target him.
Bud is a bum, an alcoholic, production line worker who slacks so much
he’s fired. His 12-year-old daughter, Molly (Madeline Carroll), is the
adult in the family. Bud is made to be such a jerk that he defies
credibility.
The point of the film is
twofold. First is to poke fun at the hypocrisy of politicians, and
anyone should be able to applaud that. But the second is to try to make
the point that every vote counts, and that that’s what the “founding
fathers” wanted.
In the latter view, the
filmmakers show their ignorance of history, and Huffington gets to show
her personal ignorance when she wonders what “Franklin and Jefferson”
would have thought. Well, Thomas Jefferson had nothing to do with the
Constitution or setting up how the President would be elected. He was in
Paris when it was written, and was ambivalent about the Constitution, at
best. It took all of James Madison’s gifts of persuasion to keep his
close friend Jefferson from opposing it. Jefferson never warmed up to
the Constitution, insisting on the Bill of Rights, and finally forming
his own political party to oppose the Federalists, the start of the
two-party system.
In fact, the Constitution
wasn’t written to ensure democracy; it was written to get rid of the
true democracy that had been granted under the Articles of
Confederation. That’s a long and involved story, but the “founding
fathers” didn’t like how much power the people had under the Articles of
Confederation and wrote the Constitution to take that power away from
the people and enshrine it in the few elite. Madison and others wanted
Senators elected for ten years (by state legislators, not the people in
a direct vote) and the President for life. Very few were for a Bill of
Rights. It was only agreed to be added because the federalists knew they
couldn’t get the states (or Jefferson) to agree to the Constitution
unless they promised to come up with a Bill of Rights to add to the
undemocratic Constitution. The Constitution was written in 1787. By
January of 1788, only 5 of the 9 required states had ratified it. It
clearly would not have been ratified had the federalists not finally
agreed to a Bill of Rights. A majority of the new Americans opposed it
because they realized that it robbed them of power. The Bill of Rights
was finally added to the Constitution December 15, 1791. But even then
the first intended amendment, that made Congressional Districts
substantially smaller than the federalists wanted (because it would give
the “people” too much power), was rejected and has never been ratified.
So, to answer Arianna’s
question, what would the “founding fathers” have thought? They would
have been appalled that a member of the hoi polloi would have the power
to choose the President, directly contrary to what Arianna implies. I
know that screenwriters write scripts, but actors have an input. If
Arianna Huffington is as knowledgeable as she wants us to believe, she
should have seen this discrepancy in the script immediately and
rewritten the line. The only conclusion is that she’s ignorant of the
fact that Jefferson had nothing to do with writing the Constitution, a
pretty dismaying fact for someone who constantly lectures the nation on
civics.
This film has a great cast.
In addition to Costner, there are Kelsey Grammer, Dennis Hopper, Nathan
Lane, Stanley Tucci, and Judge Reinhold. Unfortunately, they have to
work with a lame script by Jason Richman and Joshua Michael Stern, and
wooden direction by Stern. It’s tough for actors to create laughs when
the lines aren’t funny, the leading man is miscast, and the direction is
hardly Capraesque.
July 28, 2008
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