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		 Charlie Wilson’s War (1/10) 
		by Tony Medley 
		Director Mike Nichols hit 
		home runs his first two times at bat with Who’s Afraid of Virginia 
		Woolf (1966) and The Graduate (1967). However, since then 
		he’s been like Julie Andrews, who also started out with two great 
		winners and then faded with inferior product. Mike did a poor job 
		converting Joseph Heller’s masterpiece, Catch-22 to the screen in 
		1970. He followed that up with a lot of mediocre work until he directed
		Closer in 2004, which showed that he still had some talent. After 
		sitting through this thing, though, maybe Closer was just an 
		aberration. 
		To give Mike credit, 
		there’s really not much of a story here to tell. In 1980 nobody in 
		Washington wants to do much to finance the Afghani resistance to the 
		Soviet invasion, so Texas Congressman Charlie Wilson (Tom Hanks), a 
		morally profligate flake who employs only shapely bimbos (“Charlie says 
		he can teach us to type but he can’t teach us to grow tits”), sees the 
		light and gets financing to provide Stinger missiles to the Mujahedin so 
		they can shoot down Soviet helicopters and fighters. He does, they do, 
		Afghanistan wins, end of story. 
		But it takes 97 long 
		minutes for Nichols to tell the story.  I can’t ever remember seeing a 
		movie intended to deal with a serious subject that treats it with such 
		little respect and so superficially. Nichols and Sorkin disgrace what 
		Wilson did. There had to be a lot more to the story of getting this 
		funding through committees than what we see here.  
		It’s intended as a comedy, 
		I guess, so Hanks talks as if he’s got mush in his mouth and doesn’t 
		want to spit any of it out. Julia Roberts, who plays socialite Joanne 
		Herring, is starting to show her age and it’s not pretty. Maybe she was 
		intended to look 45-years old. If so, they succeeded. 
		The movie credits Wilson 
		with winning the Cold War. There’s not a mention of the guy who actually 
		did win the Cold War, Ronald Reagan, although there is a picture of him 
		on a wall. 
		But, forget politics, this 
		is just a very slow movie. There are lots of shots of Herring putting on 
		her makeup and a real long shot of Wilson driving in to a refugee camp. 
		Charlie soaks in several hot tubs and bath tubs. There are lots of lines 
		intended to be humorous, I guess. When I heard them it brought to mind what 
		sportswriter Red Smith said when asked how he writes, “I open a vein,” 
		he solemnly intoned. The lines produced by screenwriter Alan Sorkin seem 
		to come straight from an artery, so labored are they. 
		The only things in it that 
		are worth watching are the performances of Philip Seymour Hoffman, who 
		plays disgruntled CIA agent Gust Avrakotos, and Amy Adams, who plays 
		Wilson’s Administrative Assistant Bonnie Bach. Hoffman has all the best 
		of the script and he does it well. Adams makes the most out of a role 
		that could have been forgettable. 
		Despite all the fawning 
		reviews you’re going to read, this one is a real yawner. 
		December 13, 2007 
		  
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