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		Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (3/10) 
		by Tony Medley 
		141 minutes.  
		PG-13.  
		So it’s come to this. Director (and writer with 
		Chris Terrio and five other credits mostly “story by;” it’s hard to 
		believe it took so many people to think up this “story”) J.J. Abrams has 
		made a film, the third in a trilogy that has mercifully come to its end, 
		that feels as if it belongs in the Buck Rogers genre. In fact, the 
		villains are so leaden it sometimes seems as if we have been transported 
		back to the 1930s and are actually watching one of Buck’s adventures. 
		Could this entire film be camp? 
		In one scene a lead character is asked, “Which 
		way?” He responds, “I have no idea; follow me.” That pretty much sums up 
		this movie. It is so disjointed it makes one wonder if it weren’t 
		originally much longer and lots got left on the cutting room floor, 
		including reasonable segues.  
		Rey (Daisy Ridley) is now the leader of the good 
		guys and Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) is her nemesis, out to kill her. But the 
		story, such as it is, is like most of the original Star Wars progeny, 
		it’s there for the special effects; the story is just a pretext. 
		And it is loaded with the usual special effects to 
		buttress the absurd story line of approximately five people taking on 
		what seems like untold millions. Even a long time ago in a galaxy 
		billions of light years away, the laws of reason would apply and these 
		stories would be too ludicrous to be involving.  
		The first Star Wars film is still the best, and the 
		only one, really, worth seeing again. The rest of them (which always 
		seem to tell the same story), including this one, are for Trekkies only. 
		Unfortunately, even though we can now wave goodbye 
		to all these characters that Trekkies have come to know, Disney has a 
		bunch of new ones set up to roll out like waves over the next few years. 
		Let’s just hope they have a new theme, too, that might make these more 
		interesting instead of the same old, same old. 
		  
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