Ad Astra (5/10)
by Tony Medley
Runtime 122 minutes
PG-13
When I was a lad one of my favorite TV shows was
“Tom Corbett, Space Cadet,” starring Frankie Thomas. It was created in
response to the big success of “Space Patrol,” which started on KTLA,
Channel 5 in Los Angeles. Recently I got a chance to watch one of the
episodes. I knew that TV was in its infancy in the early ‘50s, but I
could not believe how amateurish it was. Let’s face it, I was a preteen,
but I’m surprised I could have been taken in by it. But I was not alone.
Most of my friends who had TV sets watched it.
I mention this because this Brad Pitt vehicle is as
absurd as “Tom Corbett.” The story is that Brad’s father went on an
excursion to Neptune decades ago and hasn’t been heard from since.
Suddenly the earth is attacked by huge power surges
and they seem to be coming from Neptune. So Brad is appointed to hop on
a space ship to Mars where he will transfer to another to continue on to
Neptune.
When Brad gets to Mars he is told he can’t
continue on the mission to Neptune, so he climbs up the launching
platform while the engines are just setting off and sneaks aboard. It
isn’t explained why he doesn’t go up in flames when the engines start as
he is climbing up the outside of the spaceship and the fire from the
rockets is bursting before he boards.
Spoiler alert.
When Brad finally gets to Neptune (3-4 billion
miles from earth) and reunites with his pop (Tommy Lee Jones), Dad had
been living in his spaceship all that time. Where did he get food and
water for 20-30 years in that little spaceship? And how did he create
powerful power surges that could destroy Earth? And why? Nothing is
explained. This all stretches “science fiction” to the laughing point.
I guess director/writer (with Ethan Gross) James
Gray was trying to make some father/son relationship point here, but
it’s as obtuse as the basic story.
OK, silly questions. This is a movie. Forget
thinking. Or forget this movie.
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