Kingsman: The Golden
Circle (3/10)
by Tony Medley
Runtime 141 minutes
R
The first was a
surprisingly good spoof of James Bond movies. This sequel, however, is
simply ridiculous. There’s no satire here, no clever, funny lines,
in fact there’s nothing at all. It’s almost 2 ½ hours of nothingness, but
lots of silly fights and exploding people. I guess that director Matthew
Vaughn, who co-wrote with Jane Randall (at least he took a writing credit for
himself; who knows how much he actually wrote; come to think about
it, though, why would anybody want writing credit on something like
this?), think that things like Supervillainess Poppy (Julianne Moore)
surprisingly killing one of her henchmen by putting him head first into
a meat grinder and then forcing her newest henchman to eat a hamburger
made out of his remains was, what, funny? Disgusting? Who knows? I would
vote for the latter, which makes the scene in vogue with the rest of the
film.
It’s based on a comic
book and what Vaughn has done is make a worse comic book out of it. But
it does take a certain amount of capacity (to be charitable) to
make a movie that’s 141 minutes long out of as little as is presented
here.
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