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Zookeeper (3/10)
by Tony Medley
Run time 104 minutes
Not for children.
Hard to believe that a film with talking animals is
not OK for children, but this one isn't. And if it's not OK for
children, who could see it because it is basically inane? That
description certainly fits the filmmakers because they have inserted
rudeness and bawdy humor and language into a film that should have had a
captive audience in young children, but I wouldn't want any young child
of mine to see this.
It opens with Kevin James being rudely dumped by
his girlfriend, Leslie Bibb, because he's a zookeeper and she doesn't
think that bodes well for her future. James turns to the animals for
advice. That's right, the lion (voiced by Sylvester Stallone) and the
gorilla (voiced by Nick Nolte), the elephant (voiced by producer Judd
Apatow), the monkey (voiced by Adam Sandler), and others (voiced by
people like Cher and Maya Rudolph) become Kevin's advisor as he becomes
emotionally involved with Rosario Dawson. They tell him how he should
act. But Kevin is ambivalent about how he should act, so his brother,
Nat Faxon, gives him a job with more upward mobility, and, vioilà!
Leslie comes rushing back.
James surprised a lot of people, including me, with
2009's Paul Blart, Mall Cop, which was an entertaining film and a
surprise hit. James co-wrote that, and he co-wrote this with Nick Bakay.
It's directed by Frank Coraci, who is a veteran of the stable that
includes people like Sandler and Apatow and James. Coraci directed some
dismal films, like the remake of Around the World in 80 Days
(2004) and 2006's Click (a terrific idea that failed because the
production was so uninspired).
There is a paucity of humor in this film. The
cinematography adds little.
The sad part of this dismal production is that the
movie has a pretty good moral, to accept yourself for what you are and
to be yourself, regardless of what other people think. Unfortunately, in
addition to having too much adult-oriented dialogue and situations for
children, it's too stupid for adults and is such a prosaic production
that it is agony to sit through.
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