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		2008 by Tony Medley Cassandra’s Dream (10/10):
		Highlighted by the best performance of Colin Farrell’s career, this 
		psychological thriller of two conflicted brothers, Farrell and Ewan 
		McGregor, and their selfish, manipulative uncle, Tom Wilkinson, could be 
		writer-director Woody Allen’s finest work. The Water Horse: Legend of 
		the Deep (8/10): This is a sweet love story between a boy and the 
		Loch Ness monster he hatches, intended for children that adults can 
		enjoy, peopled by high-quality actors who are not household names, 
		except for the exceptional Emily Watson. The terrific special effects 
		are enhanced by the sparkling acting of the entire cast, especially 
		David Morrisey, whose character seems a darker derivation of Hugh 
		Laurie’s dippy Lieutenant George from the TV series, Blackadder Goes 
		Forth (1989). The Bucket List (8/10): 
		What kind of numbskull could have so little confidence in the drawing 
		power of Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman that he inserts a spoiler 
		with the funniest line of the movie in the trailer? Because of the great 
		acting, a witty, intuitive, intelligent script by Justin Bakeman, and 
		fine directing by Rob Reiner (A Few Good Men, 1992, and When 
		Harry Met Sally, 1989, among others) this uplifting story about 
		dealing with impending death doesn’t need that kind of damaging 
		promotion. The Kite Runner (8/10): 
		While not as good as the book, this film that mystifyingly minimizes the 
		despicable cruelty of the Taliban can stand on its own. It is still a 
		tear-jerking, well-told tale with award-caliber performances by 
		12-year-old Ahmad Khan Mahmoodzada and Homayoun Ershadi. There Will Be Blood (6/10):
		Writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson, whose previous films have been 
		well-nigh interminable, at 2 hours 36 minutes and 3 hours 8 minutes, 
		shows that he still doesn’t recognize a stop sign when he sees it by 
		making this drag on for 2 hours 38 minutes. Most of it is of his star, 
		Daniel Day-Lewis, playing a stark-raving mad oilman. Very loosely based 
		on the 1927 book, Oil, by muckracker Upton Sinclair, who founded 
		the California chapter of the ACLU, it takes grit to sit through this 
		thing, especially when there’s really no plot, just a character study of 
		a man whose motivations and reasons for his actions are never explained 
		or even explored. Whether the acting of Day-Lewis is histrionic or 
		award-quality has to be up to the viewer. National Treasure: Book of 
		Secrets (5/10): “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the 
		intelligence of the American public,” said H.L. Mencken, and producer 
		Jerry Bruckheimer is clearly not going broke. The first in this series, 
		“National Treasure” (2004) was truly idiotic. But it grossed $347 
		million! So Bruckheimer made the same movie again. Only the locations 
		and subject matter have been changed, but it’s still idiotic. 27 Dresses (4/10): This 
		is a chick flick so derivative it boggles the mind, ending with 
		cinematography so deplorable that in the final wedding scenes the 
		gorgeous Katherine Heigl looks almost ugly because of the way she’s lit 
		and photographed. Her nose looks as if she has just gone 15 rounds with 
		Mike Tyson. In Bruges (3/10): 
		Pronounced broozh, this is another in a line of silly, counter-reality 
		Hollywood films about sensitive, sympathetic hit men (Colin Farrell and 
		Brendan Gleeson), inspired, I guess, by Pierce Brosnan’s entertaining 
		2005 film, The Matador. Farrell duplicates his neurotic 
		performance in Cassandra’s Dream, only it’s not nearly as 
		appealing in this dismal effort that is so full of plot holes, it could 
		pass as Swiss Cheese. In one, after a guy is shot in the carotid artery, 
		he climbs a huge staircase, jumps from a 250-foot tower, lands like a 
		squished tomato, but still has enough in him to give a speech. (Opens 
		February 8). |