Thumbnails February
2008 by Tony Medley
Cassandra’s Dream (10/10):
Highlighted by the best performance of Colin Farrell’s career, this
psychological thriller of two conflicted brothers, Farrell and Ewan
McGregor, and their selfish, manipulative uncle, Tom Wilkinson, could be
writer-director Woody Allen’s finest work.
The Water Horse: Legend of
the Deep (8/10): This is a sweet love story between a boy and the
Loch Ness monster he hatches, intended for children that adults can
enjoy, peopled by high-quality actors who are not household names,
except for the exceptional Emily Watson. The terrific special effects
are enhanced by the sparkling acting of the entire cast, especially
David Morrisey, whose character seems a darker derivation of Hugh
Laurie’s dippy Lieutenant George from the TV series, Blackadder Goes
Forth (1989).
The Bucket List (8/10):
What kind of numbskull could have so little confidence in the drawing
power of Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman that he inserts a spoiler
with the funniest line of the movie in the trailer? Because of the great
acting, a witty, intuitive, intelligent script by Justin Bakeman, and
fine directing by Rob Reiner (A Few Good Men, 1992, and When
Harry Met Sally, 1989, among others) this uplifting story about
dealing with impending death doesn’t need that kind of damaging
promotion.
The Kite Runner (8/10):
While not as good as the book, this film that mystifyingly minimizes the
despicable cruelty of the Taliban can stand on its own. It is still a
tear-jerking, well-told tale with award-caliber performances by
12-year-old Ahmad Khan Mahmoodzada and Homayoun Ershadi.
There Will Be Blood (6/10):
Writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson, whose previous films have been
well-nigh interminable, at 2 hours 36 minutes and 3 hours 8 minutes,
shows that he still doesn’t recognize a stop sign when he sees it by
making this drag on for 2 hours 38 minutes. Most of it is of his star,
Daniel Day-Lewis, playing a stark-raving mad oilman. Very loosely based
on the 1927 book, Oil, by muckracker Upton Sinclair, who founded
the California chapter of the ACLU, it takes grit to sit through this
thing, especially when there’s really no plot, just a character study of
a man whose motivations and reasons for his actions are never explained
or even explored. Whether the acting of Day-Lewis is histrionic or
award-quality has to be up to the viewer.
National Treasure: Book of
Secrets (5/10): “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the
intelligence of the American public,” said H.L. Mencken, and producer
Jerry Bruckheimer is clearly not going broke. The first in this series,
“National Treasure” (2004) was truly idiotic. But it grossed $347
million! So Bruckheimer made the same movie again. Only the locations
and subject matter have been changed, but it’s still idiotic.
27 Dresses (4/10): This
is a chick flick so derivative it boggles the mind, ending with
cinematography so deplorable that in the final wedding scenes the
gorgeous Katherine Heigl looks almost ugly because of the way she’s lit
and photographed. Her nose looks as if she has just gone 15 rounds with
Mike Tyson.
In Bruges (3/10):
Pronounced broozh, this is another in a line of silly, counter-reality
Hollywood films about sensitive, sympathetic hit men (Colin Farrell and
Brendan Gleeson), inspired, I guess, by Pierce Brosnan’s entertaining
2005 film, The Matador. Farrell duplicates his neurotic
performance in Cassandra’s Dream, only it’s not nearly as
appealing in this dismal effort that is so full of plot holes, it could
pass as Swiss Cheese. In one, after a guy is shot in the carotid artery,
he climbs a huge staircase, jumps from a 250-foot tower, lands like a
squished tomato, but still has enough in him to give a speech. (Opens
February 8). |