Tony’s 2007 Oscar
Nominations & Winners
by Tony Medley
Every year I think
the Academy has sunk as low as it can go, and that the only way is up.
Every year it surprises me with worse nominations than the year before.
Surely, this year it has reached rock-bottom. It has nominated two films
that are on my “least enjoyable/most disappointing” list. To be fair,
both, “Michael Clayton” and “Atonement,” satisfy what seem to be the
prime requirements for an Academy Best Picture nomination; they are too
long and excruciatingly boring. Those qualifications put them in the
same category as former Oscar® winners “Chariots of Fire” and “The
English Patient.”
Since the Academy
is nothing if not consistent, two of its other three nominations for
Best Picture,“There Will Be Blood,” and “No Country For Old Men” while
not making my negative list, also had the similar qualifications. The
former was without a plot. The latter had a good run until its
unsatisfyingly ludicrous ending.
It’s an insult to
try to place these films in the same category as “From Here to
Eternity,” “Chicago,” “The Sting,” “The French Connection,” “Patton,”
“The Godfather,” (both) and other legitimate winners that audiences
actually enjoyed. In the old days a film had to be entertaining to be
nominated for an Oscar®. That’s one reason they are called “The Good Old
Days.”
The other
nominations aren’t much better. The Academy gave Cate Blanchett an
Oscar® for her caricature of Katharine Hepburn in “The Aviator” (2004),
a performance I found revolting. So naturally they would nominate her
for her performance in the melodramatic “Elizabeth: The Golden Age,”
ignoring the more Oscar®-worthy performance of Abbie Cornish in a
supporting role in the same film. But, then, who ever heard of Abbie
Cornish? How many people saw “Somersault” in 2006? Not many, and
apparently nobody in the Academy.
It also nominated
Javier Bardem for what I thought was the weakest performance of his
career in “’Devil,” and ignored his much better performance in “Love in
the Time of Cholera.” Naturally it nominated George Clooney for Best
Actor for his performance in the incoherent, counter-reality “Michael
Clayton,” ignoring at least 100 better performances in better films.
But, then, George is an A-lister on the correct side of the Hollywood
political spectrum. He’s a shoo-in for a nomination almost every year,
no matter how mediocre his performances or how poor his films.
Recently the
Academy often finds itself a dollar short and a day late. Ellen Page
should have received at least a nomination last year as Best Actress for
“Hard Candy” (as I suggested in my review of that film), but apparently
the Academy had never heard of her. So this year she finally gets one
for “Juno,” which is clearly deserved. I could go on and on, but I
won’t.
So, once again,
it’s up to me to correct the record. Unlike the Academy, I don’t
penalize a film for being a comedy or a romance or entertaining. Also
separating me from the Academy, I will consider films if they are
released in January instead of December. But, let’s be fair here. The
Academy is full of geezers and they must have short term memory
problems. How could they be expected to remember January in December?
Here’s the way I
would have nominated. My winner is indicated by an asterisk:
Best Original
Screenplay
Marc Lawrence
(Music and Lyrics)
Daniel Pyne and
Glenn Gers (Fracture)
David Wolstencroft
(Beyond the Gates)
*Diablo Cody (Juno)
Werner Herzog
(Rescue Dawn)
Best
Adapted Screenplay
Susan Minot and
Michael Cunningham (Evening)
David Benioff (The
Kite Runner)
Ronald Harwood
(Love in the Time of Cholera)
*Robert Eisele (The
Great Debaters)
Steven Zaillian
(American Gangster)
Best
Supporting Actor
Ben Foster (3:10 to
Yuma)
Armin Mueller-Stahl
(Eastern Promises)
*Ahmad Khan
Mahmoodzada (The Kite Runner)
J. K. Simmons
(Juno)
Denzell Whitaker
(The Great Debaters)
Josh Brolin (No
Country For Old Men)
Best
Supporting Actress
Haley Bennett
(Music and Lyrics)
Amy Ryan (Gone Baby
Gone)
*Taraji P. Henson
(Talk to Me)
Abbie Cornish
(Elizabeth: The Golden Age)
Emily Blunt (Dan in
Real Life)
Best
Actor
*Hugh Grant (Music
and Lyrics)
Don Cheadle (Talk
to Me)
Viggo Mortensen
(Eastern Promises)
Will Smith (I Am
Legend)
Javier Bardem (Love
in the Time of Cholera)
Best
Actress
Claire Danes
(Evening)
Marion Cotillard
(La Vie en Rose)
Carice Van Houten
(Black Book)
Naomi Watts
(Eastern Promises)
*Ellen Page (Juno)
Best
Director
Marc Lawrence
(Music and Lyrics)
Paul Verhoeven
(Black Book)
Paul Greengrass
(The Bourne Ultimatum)
Ben Affleck (Gone
Baby Gone)
*Jason Reitman
(Juno)
Best
Movie
The Bourne
Ultimatum
Music and Lyrics
Black Book
Gone Baby Gone
*Juno
The Great Debaters
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